well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
His hands were made for my vagina.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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