his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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