So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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