I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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