Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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