so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
