yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?