theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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