Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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