hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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