Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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