i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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