He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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