Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
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