after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
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She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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