His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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