I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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