I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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I didn't notice because vodka
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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