Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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