That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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