No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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