bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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