Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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