Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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