This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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