Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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