Don't you send me to vm
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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