I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
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I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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