found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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