Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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