Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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