I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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