final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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