He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I will be naked everywhere
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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