YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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