So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
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If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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