So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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