Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
