She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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