we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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