Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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