I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
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He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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