He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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