I'm gonna have a badass scar
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
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We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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