I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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