people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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