It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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