if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
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Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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