If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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