Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
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isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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