My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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