So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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