Where is the hickey?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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