If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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