Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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